Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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