she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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