So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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