you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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