So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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