lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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