Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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