You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
my sisters under your porch take her home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize