I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
