I don't think brook has ever known best
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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