WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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