I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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