I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
