"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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