dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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