Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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