Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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