Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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