I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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