i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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