Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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