I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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