then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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