dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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