apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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