I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
So vagazzling was a success
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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