Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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