The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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