We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize