You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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