porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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