I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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