I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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