So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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