Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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