So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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