What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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