What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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