dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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