"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
