Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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