Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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