I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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