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(601): View more from Mississippi

I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

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(973): View more from New Jersey

would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(631): View more from New York

what you doin?

(516): View more from New York

I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?

(631): View more from New York

reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life

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(847): View more from Illinois

..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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(216): View more from Ohio

So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail

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(443): View more from Maryland

We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over

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(616): View more from Michigan

So like, boobs.

(1-616): View more from Michigan

are you really going to start every conversation like that?

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(419): View more from Ohio

He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!

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