I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick