My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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