Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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