it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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