Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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