I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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