please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
