Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Sorry about my life...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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