Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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