I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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