Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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